Spanky Brown, I'm Jus' Sayin'

Egg-cellent or Egg-Norocious ? I Report, You Decide

I love eggs … one of my favorite foods. So versatile, they are the only food in the meat family that I don’t really think is meat,besides cheese and I’m cloudy over that too… I mean, I’ve never heard anybody say” hey … lemme get a slice of them eggs…” but maybe they belong there cause you can make a sandwich with em’ . Hard boiled, poached, over easy, scrambled, fried, even quiche… man I love eggs. Back in the day they were called the “Incredible Edible Egg”. You can eat em anytime, morning, noon, night… you can eat with other foods, you can cook with em’ you can paint em to let the kids find em’ at Easter. You can throw them at peoples doors on Halloween… or at your least favorite entertainer… just remember, I pack.

The expression he or she is a “good egg” is a way to say, yes… I would sleep with that person… jus’ kiddin’… just means they are of high character… good people. Or maybe they’re a “bad egg” … bad person, jackass, don’t sleep with em’ or Conservative… you choose your own but either way…  one of the “Big Eggs” has been cited with trying to feed all of us who love eggs… bad eggs… this Moron “bad egg” Jack DeCoster. I can’t believe that one of the foods that’s hard to mess up is messed up because of this clown. Just so happen this “bad egg” is in charge of a lot of eggs, but he ain’t the first bad egg… Kwame Kilpatrick former Detroit Mayor, Elliot Spitzer former New York Governor lemme see President of Iran Ammadoitagain , Amy Winehouse, Bigamist Warren Jeffs… well, let’s just make it a dozen bad eggs huh?Karl Rove, freshly arrested Paris Hilton, Al Sharpton, lessee who else? Oh yeah  –> uhhh yeah …I need two more… oh seeeee George Bush, Jesse Jackson, need one more …. Oh yeah those are bad eggs. Some of you are gonna say ” who are you Spanky Brown… to be judging people? Who’s good and who’s bad?” Well let’s see some “Good Eggs” …Me and my man Obleezy who don’t love Bob the Enzyte dude …Ocho Cinco , the dude who threw the shoe at “W” … The Spartan King , Popeye the Sailor Man and the list goes on and on Yup even the Bishop … but who am I to Judge?… we’re all just eggs. Some eggs are just more stupid than others …Sad to say we can’t all just be just that… you got these and these when it should be just us . am I saying eggs can stop racism? YES !!! Eat an egg… and love your neighbor… that’s the message. I’m Jus’ Sayin’…

Football’s here !!! and so are the CRAZIES !!!

It’s finally here… you know, before I even start this , here’s an early one for you I never knew they were kin. HEY !!! FOOTBALL IS BACK !!! and I’m excited. It is America’s sport and we all love it. Well even if you don’t, the partying around it you can’t do with any other sport . Not only is the action great, the food is ridiculous… but look who’s gonna be there————————> yup… them. Who don’t love hot women who love football. I’m a bigger college fan than the NFL, the kids really seem to play harder, and they make no money although I feel they should, the schools make all the money, they just drive nice cars… don’t know how they do it you know in  college, no job, no trust fund… amazing. My Team … hell “America’s Team “ and my favorite college team Speaking which, look at this my wonderful girlfriend, who by the way is even hotter cause she had explain to me the Wildcat Offense, and she can cook… has season tickets to that. And I gotta go. That’s it and I’m looking forward to it. That’s a lot of people … which means that these folks are gonna be there too … is that Flava Flav?  yup, you sure are… look at these clowns C’mon Man … who’s baby is this? He’ll grow up and shoot up a cafeteria or somethin’. Crazy… I’m a fan but goodness gracious… can you enjoy a game sitting next to this cause clothes make the “fan” you know. ladies is this really attractive or cute? Hell no !!! So I propose that they oughta have a “Fanatic” section. Regular people sit in 95% of the stadium and the other is reserved… with chicken wire around it… with plenty of sanitizer, cause you know they gotta stink, for these people. I thought sports was supposed to be fun, you know entertaining. Not crazy. I’ve always said the most rabid fans of college sports are the people who probably have never been inside and institution of higher learning… of course after years of formal education all that led to you celebrating Halloween EVERY DAMN WEEKEND !!!!

I’m not really a fan of wearing some other dude’s name on my back either. I get it… but I don’t. Never been a big fan of designer labels … I have some but their kinda discreet… and  now you can have your name put on your jersey… so you can really be a member of the team.

Fans.. you gotta love em’… I will admit, I’m not a fan of big crowds anyway… unless they’re all there to see ME. That’s the narcissist in me… but at least I admit it… but look at the people in this entry… they love attention too… so don’t judge me.

So let’s all try to enjoy football season this year… basketball is great, but not really great till March… baseball is great… slow… really slow… I’m really a fan… I grew a beard once during a game but America invented it so bring a razor. Football is king, so when you’re sitting next to some moron like this guy who says it best just look at him and smile… he’s a fan… and he’s probably wondering what the hell is wrong with you too … I’m Jus’ Sayin’ …