Spank-Pedia
This Is The Official Spanky Brown Spank-Pedia. These are the hybrid words I use on stage. Add your own, too!
Who knows, I may use your word next time I’m in your town. I’ll have Spanky Swag for you if I do! See you at the show.
Ignorocious ( ig – nor – ro – cius’ ) a hybrid of ignorant + ferocious , as in really aggressive ignorance or ignorance with a certain ferocity .
ex : ” He is so ignorant … i mean really aggressive with it … ignorocious , kinda like a retarded tiger .
Ignitrician ( ig – ni -tri – cian) one who not only feeds him or her self with ignorance but keeps it going with others as well .
ex : ” She really will not let it go … She has gotta be an Ignitricianist ”
Moronisitis ( mo – ron – e – cy – tis ) A common condition affiliated with morons and their moronic actions or logic … usually resuliting in a chronic ass-whuppin’
ex : ” he’s ate up with moronisitis … oh … here comes the ass- whuppin’ , see I told you …”
Stupidificus (stu – pid-i – fi- cus ) a book in the Stupid handbook that all stupid people get guidance from
ex : “She evidently has been reading from the book of Studipificus by the way she ‘s acting tonight … you don’t get that stupid without taking courses ”
Ignintitis ( ig – nin – ti – tis ) a common condition ignorant people suffer from that makes em act like they ain’t got no better sense
ex : ‘ I think he’s got that ignintitis .. cause people with good sense don’t act that way ”
Dumbologist ( dum – o – lo – gist ) a person specializing in dumbness
ex : ” He obviously has his degree in dumbology … cause he is dumb beyond the call of duty ”
Retardator ( re-tar-da-tor ) a retarded fool with super hero – esqe retardation
ex: ” Look … up in club … it’s a fool … it’s a jackass … it’s … Retardator about to get his ass whupped for grabbing that girls ass with her man standing right next to her ”
Dumbmetrician ( dum – me – tri -cian ) someone who is unable to calculate the level of ignorance he or she is about to breach in order to keep the situation less dumb
ex : “This is adding up to an ass-whuppin for him … must be a Dumbmetrician”
Ignitician ( ig – ni -ti – shin ) The official scorekeeper of ignorance during a night out when some fool just wont let it go
ex : ” Look , I’m the Ignitician and I’m keeping count of how many times that fool … oh wait …There he goes .. doing it again … one more time and that brotha’s gonna … yep , see … I knew it …”
Stupidictorian ( stu – pi – dic – tor – e – an ) Someone who has elevated themselves to the apex of stupid with their antics of uber supidity
ex : “He has got to be the supidictorain of his class … you cannot be that stupid without taking couses ”
Buffoonisitis ( buf – foon – ne – cy – tis ) A condition closely associated with buffoons or buffoonery , really over the top ignorance … can be witnessed on B.E.T’s Comic View sometimes
ex : ” Do you really have to wear a dress or use fake teeth to be funny ? looks like buffoonisitis to me … damn … Where’s Amos and Andy when you need em ? ”
Nobrainatol ( no – brain – at – al ) A chronic condition of a person with no brain … at all
ex: ” She’s got nobrainatol alright … she’ll call next week crying about he did it again …”
Monorsist ( mo -ro – ni – sist ) Someone specializing in the science of moronic behavior
ex : ” Your husband is a certified moronisist … make him drink some bleach and keep him quiet ”
Ignitary ( ig – ni – ta -re’ ) The opposite of dignitary and a derivative of the term ignified the opposite of dignified
ex : ” He is an ignitary … certainly ignified and he should recieve an award for it .. like a foot in the ass …”
Stupidification ( stu – pi – di – fi – ca – shun ) A Hybrid of stupid + education or educate that is stupid with credentials
ex : ” She has a pedigree in stupidification … her whole family are stupidificators ”
Uglyectomy ( ug – le – ec – to – me ) The removal or the attempted removal of ugly or uglyness
ex : ” is that her face … or did her neck throw up … she needs an uglyectomy … bad …”
Stupidician ( stu – pi – di – shin ) Most if not all of our public officials
ex : ” He is a life long stupiditian … his whole family is in stupiditics … he should run for the stupidency ( President of Stupidity … or George W. Bush … our present Stupident )
Retardatarian ( re – tar – da – ta – re – an ) A Hybrid word of retarded + humanitarian or a person generous with ignorant supidity
ex : ” he is the Red Cross of retarded … a true retardatarian … he needs a medal … plate that is …”
Ignorrific ( ig – no – ri – fik ) A Hybrid word of Ignorant + terrific as in terrific ignorance
ex: ” Oh my God he is so terrific at being ignorant … he’s … he’s Ignorrific … he needs to kill himself …”
Ignassador ( ig – na – sa – dor ) A Hybrid of Ignorant + Ambassador … a conduit of goodwill and ignorance or someone who just don’t know no better
ex : He is an Ignassador … bless his heart … he ain’t got no better sense ”
Ignintologist ( ig nin – tol – o – gist ) One who specializes in ignorance
ex : ” I heard he is an ignintologist … well he’s a member of the Church of Ignintology like Tom Cruise ”
Ignificant ( ig – ni – fi – cant ) A Hybrid of Magnificent + Ignorant … or as in Magnificent Ignorance like ” The King and I ” of Stupidness
Ignotorious (Ig – no – to – ri – us ) Famously Ignorant … or Infamously as you would have it … ignorance everybody knows of it first hand or in Urban Legend
ex : ‘ Oh my God you haven’t heard ? People Magazine voted him ignorantest Man Alive … makes him Ignorious … doesn’t it ? ”
Horribility ( Ho – ri -bi – li -tee ) The ability to be horrible as a profession …
ex : “That was worse than bad , that took practice to be that horrible … it was sheer … horribility ”
Ignepedia ( Ig – ne – pe – di – uh ) The standard reference encyclopedia of ignorance that all idiots obviously subscribe to
ex: ” I think he’s been reading from the Ignatanica World Book of Ignorance … what a dumbass …”
Ignorintation ( Ig – no rin – ta – shun ) Some kind of introduction or orientation to the wide wide world of ignorance , mostly learned through upbringing of one’s ignorant family
ex : ” Oh … you don’t get that ignorant on your own … it’s embedded in his genes … had to have an intense ignorintation …”