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New National Holiday…

.. should be the day after the Super Bowl, like fuh real. Who’s in shape to work after that if you did it right? NOBODY. we talked about it on the show one morning and the fellas all agreed it should be a national day of hydration. I really don’t remember a game being as hyped as this one or that had better stories than this one. The Harbaugh brothers, Ray Lewis retiring or Beyonce’s...

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Gun Control & Big Mac’s… Peace

everybody hates vegetables… Including me but no matter how I try to get around eating em… cause I’m trying to be healthier, I can’t. Then I see where a McDonald’s salad has FAT in it?! HOW THE HELL DOES LETTUCE GET FAT IN IT?! Cause lettuce cheats too… with 1000 Island Dressing that’s how… Annnnnnnd… where is the 1000 Islands at anyway? It don’t...

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D. Wright’s Damn Fool of the Week — Mike Shanahan

So often the Heisman trophy winner goes to the NFL and doesn’t live up to the hype. In fact, of the 77 Heisman trophies that have been awarded over the years, only 19 were drafted number one overall. An even fewer 8 have been inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, only one of which was a quarterback, and that’s Roger Staubach. So on the rare occasion that a Heisman trophy winning quarterback appears...

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Happy Birthday Dad…

My father would have been 84 today… Admired by many, imitated by some… a one of a kind and this very short blog is dedicated to him. I was working a club in Beaumont, Tx when I got the call. It was a Saturday. My Brother in Law Maurice called.. he was yelling, almost in hysterics, he put his wife, my sister Avis on… she calmly told me. After that call I cried a bit. I wondered how it...

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The State of The Spank Address

Here’s to 2013 being bigger and brighter than ever for all of us. One thing for me that is gonna reign BIG is “Moving Forward”. Y’all know how I can get really personal on here so you can stop reading when you get tired of this but here goes… I was in church this past Sunday and the sermon was on Moving Forward, which is kinda the normal theme for the last Sunday of the...